September 2011
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Free admission to the International Building Show...
Are you attending the International Builders Show in 2012? Why not see the show on us? Use this link ( www.BuildersShow.com/SolarInnovationsInc ) to register for a free exhibit only pass; includes admittance to the Exhibit Floor from Wednesday February 8 to Saturday, February 11, 2012. See you in Orlando!
August 2011
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Questions to ask: Conservatories
Questions You Should Ask: Conservatories By: Solar Innovations, Inc. Solar Innovations, Inc. understands that a customer may only buy one conservatory in their lifetime. We recognize that a conservatory is a major investment and planning its purchase can become overwhelming. Choosing the right supplier is an important first step in the process. Not knowing what to look for or what questions...
March 2011
2 posts
Watchrobhoffman:
Darla displays her inability to get on a hammock, and the resentment and exhaustion that results.
February 2011
2 posts
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Wait, How Long Has It Been Like This?
For those of you who happen to be my friends (or have seen the news in central New Jersey during the month of January), you know what has happened and what I have been going through over the past month. For those of you who don’t, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is the almost Relient K-esque realization I have been going through over the course of the past several weeks...
January 2011
9 posts
The Fight: What does it mean and where does it...
Homosapien. A man. He is alone in the universe. A punker. Still a man. He is alone in the universe, but he connects. How? They hit each other. Ooh! No clearer way to evaluate whether or not you’re alive. Now, complications. A reason to fight. Somebody different. Difference creates dispute. Dispute is a reason to fight. To fight is a reason to feel pain. Life is pain. So to fight with reason...
WatchAll of this happened against a backdrop of an increasingly immediate media. Cable news channels became required viewing for many Americans, the people were able to connect and voice their opinions on blogs and Facebook. With Twitter came the ability to experience news instantaneously and for every single person to have a voice and an opinion that was equally valid. When everyone has only 140...
No more "n-word" for Huck Finn →
“I was a-trembling,” says Huck, “because I’d got to decide, forever, betwixt two things and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, and then says to myself ‘All right, then, I’ll go to hell’ — and tore it up.”
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Go lay an egg, Quayle
“Ben Quayle, a U.S. House candidate in Arizona and son of VP Dan Quayle, has made news lately because……..”
(a) He wrote that Obama was an “arrogant potatohead”, but he spelled potato wrong.
(b) He ran a TV ad calling Obama the “worst president in history”.
(c) He was outed for writing the tawdry prose on a sex-themed website called THE DIRTY SCOTTSDALE, but said he’s merely been trying to...
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Douchebags of the Year - Ahem, yes.
Julian Assange: To some people you’re a free speech hero and an anti-government crusader. To us you’re an arrogant douche who’s real crusade is promoting himself. When you’re not in prison (or playing I’ve Got a Big Secret in My Pants with a pair of Swedish love bunnies), we bet you prance around the house wearing a thong and one of those V for Vendetta Guy Fawkes masks. Steve Jobs: This year, you...
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New Year's Resolutions aren't worth the bar floor...
I really need to start updating this more often. Or at all. For someone who considers himself a writer (and gets paid a measly salary writing), I don’t fill the world with enough of my opinionated banter. Now that I work for a web design company that has its own social media director, I feel like I should at least make an honest attempt at this.
I was talking to a client the other day, and we...
December 2010
8 posts
WatchThis really happened. On national television…. hahahaha.
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Anonymous Poster?
Haha, we have anonymous posters now? I guess it serves us right. It seems that at any given time at least 1/3 of TRLM goes on an unwarranted sabbatical. To Cavi’s credit, it is usually me or Crowbar. While I check it often, I sometimes neglect my posting obligations for drinking, working during actual working hours, updating my twitter status (@mikeMaher for all you tweeters out there), and...
Anonymous asked: Why is Sam gay?
Happy Christmas....
Bad Santa…
Badder Santa…
“Vagina Junction, What’s Your Function? (Takin’ in sperm and...”
– School House Rock
November 2010
7 posts
“I’d love to be there when Johnson’s pastor takes a shot at grappling...”
– http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/matt-taibbi/blogs/TaibbiData_May2010/238311/83512
I love junk
I must admit that the History Channel is really stepping up their television game.
AMERICAN PICKERS - These dudes make a living, buying and selling junk! I think we should obviously do this job!
PAWN STARS - I watch this first of all for all the amazing stuff. Secondly, for Chumlee, that dude is amazing!
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Why Cavi really watches Glee every week
Cavi, we all know that you don’t watch Glee every week because of rare occurrence that you might see a good looking girl standing in a skimpy outfit next to a high school locker that she has been too old for for seven years (does that really happen, by the way?). You watch Glee because, apart from No Reservations and Sons of Anarchy (okay, and Degrassi), you are addicted to terrible...
Amazing new site... →
This website, TeeFury.com is amazing. Every day, they come out with a new graphic-tee. We all know I love a good graphic-tee! But the great thing about this? Is they’re always like $5-$10! But, they’re only available for a day or two! So rad.
Check it on out.
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Where in the world is Samuel Hudson...diego?
Cavi, we must, once again, reach out to one of our brothers to make this a true threesome. While I have neglected my posting obligations a bit, I still check the site regularly enough to see your posters of NPH banging a unicorn (that’s what that was, right?). But we seem to have lost Mr. Hudson. The only thing that can bring Sam back into my good graces is a lengthy Bill Simmons-esque rant...
October 2010
7 posts
Watchfunnyordie:
70s Bush
There’s nothing like sticking your face into a sopping wet Bush.
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““This is our first time at the fest, but we are really happy to be...”
– …. JT of Hawthorne Heights, showing love for ya boy and NEPA!
"Dirty 30" to boo "phony" McNabb, again →
September 2010
19 posts
WatchGoin’ back to Philly… No. I don’t think so.
WatchAh, F*ck! Teen gets a Jeopardy question wrong, drops an F-Bomb.
WatchFunnyOrDie solves your Girls Gone Wild Problem. The glasses may be fake.
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Former Obama supporter says, um, "Oh, no you...
Velma Hart, a former supporter and voter of President Obama, has turned strongly against him.In a recent town hall-styled appearance in New York, Obama answered questions and faced criticism. As perhaps the most outspoken, Mrs. Hart had this to say:
“I’m one of your middle class Americans. And quite frankly, I’m exhausted. Exhausted of defending you, defending your administration, defending...
Eagles name Mike Vick starting quarterback →
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Mad Men - And Why It's A Show You Need To Watch
As three 80s babies, the three contributors to this blog missed out on some of best years and most enjoyable things this country has had to offer. You know, the roaring 20s and the “anything goes” attitude of the 60s and 70s. Because of changes to our society, there are certain aspects of those time periods that we will never be able to experience. You know what I’m talking...
