Aroused isn’t the word i’m looking for…. but it’s something like that
Haha, touche, Sam. I’ve seen the entire Party Monster movie. After two minutes of it on IFC, I was paralyzed and couldn’t change the channel. It’s tied for the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen on IFC. The other is a movie about a monkey who gets so attached to her male owner that she begins to kill anyone who gets close to him.
Dude, I don’t think Cavi was looking for a rational response. He wanted that shock and aww factor. But he can’t shock me… I sat through 10 minutes of Party Monster, not much shocks me after that “movie”.
Instead I wonder what the hell a rabbit sees in a cat anyway. Maybe the cat’s ability to clean it’s own asshole? Or maybe that the rabbit can throw the cat around as much as it wants and it’ll always land on it’s feet?
Fellas, I either just dropped the toaster in the bathtub or I just shocked myself.
Wow. I don’t even know how to respond to that last post, Cavi. I just read it about five times, trying to come up with something to write in response to it. I am in disbelief. There is no rational response. So, with that said…
Select exerts from: http://christwire.org/2010/04/do-gay-pets-go-to-heaven/
Who ever writes this nonsense deserves to be bludgeoned with a hammer.
“Some animals do trick their human masters into becoming helpless slaves, commanding fresh food and the central spot on the couch. As I have explored before, the cat is one of the most common offenders against the commandments of God and it is truly a sin for a Christian to own one.”
“Take this example: imagine if an alien were to visit the earth and watch a group of hearty football players on the field through his telescope. If this alien watched them jostle in the mud together and then run off to a steamy shower where they playfully gave each other slaps and shared a single bar of minty soap, what would this alien think? What if he saw them jump into their pickup trucks and drive home to a frat house where these able-bodied athletes bunked in close quarters, drinking beers together in their underwear on an old couch late into a warm, Southern night? If you’re not educated in the human experience and have no light of faith guiding you, one might dream that this is a same-sex scenario, but clearly that is erroneous and foolhardy. Being disconnected from reality and having a supercharged libido seems to be the curse of many of these so-called journalists and scientists today. They simply need to stop thinking about sex all the time.”
“Maybe you should ask yourself why you need your cats in heaven beside you in the first place. Do you think you’ll get bored of God after awhile?”
You might also enjoy this gem: Why do rabbits rape cats?
“As dominant creatures, rabbits use sex as a crude weapon. They exploit the inherent weakness of the cat, while dirtying its reputation via surprise penetration. The cat, for its part, submits sheepishly to these attacks. They may even enjoy the warmth and attention at first, before feeling the true pain of anal violation”
First of all, I’m honored to make your honorable mention, Micheal. Secondly, Jane Fonda not supporting that war is heroic. I refuse to accept that.
10. Gabe Saporta - While we all enjoy a great dance party to our beloved Cobra Starship, we must also realize that Gabe is a traitor to an entire lifestyle. As a young “punk-rocker,” I watched Saporta take cigarettes away from people and break them. He also has a big XXX straight edge on his right thigh. This fools a fake. Check it.
9. Tommy Moore - The original drummer of the Beatles. He deserted the group for a slut he met in a German bar. Haha, solid choice, brah!
8. Judas - Hey Judas, ask yourself…. WWJD? You dick.
7. Tom Anderson (Myspace creator) - Proving Facebook is WAY better. Anderson sold his company to NewsCorp. Idiot. Look how much cooler Mark Zuckerberg is then you now. I don’t care if you were in “Funny People,” you’re a tool. Facebook for life.
6. The City of Green Bay - Who the hell do you cheese-brains think you are? Respect the Farve.
5. Drake (In-regards to Degrassi) - While I love his rap game, how the hell is he going to abandon the show that launched him? Degrassi! His best friend on the show Spinner got married to Emma and this jerk-off doesn’t even come back to be his best man and make a cameo?
4. Front Row - Really, Jock ‘n Jills / Grace O’Malley’s ? I don’t buy it. No more beat the clock? You disgust me.
3. Matt Wiedman - Got clean and sober. Useless.
2. Kyle Kuczma - Must be nice to disappear and leave two dopes helpless in the water to run a college newspaper.
1. The Southern United States as a whole - Succession, my ass. Illiterate pieces of shit.
I have been busy, but that is no reason to keep procrastinating my list. Instead of perfecting a list and posting it a month from now, I decided to just scrap one together and get it over with!
10.) Brutus - Enough said. Just ask Caesar.
9.) 1919 Chicago Black Sox - Hands down one of the most talented teams in baseball history. However, they sold their souls when they threw the 1919 World Series. “Say it ain’t so, Joe!”
8.) Art Modell - Hated in Cleveland more than Lebron and C.C.! He took an entire team and disappeared over night!
7.) ESPN - While I continue to watch their network for all my sports news, their credibility is crumbling by the day. I continuously hear rumors about how they have sold their souls. They have deals in place with athletes, such as Lebron James, which prohibit them from criticizing the athlete, in exchange for exclusives.
6.) Heinrich Himmler - The man tried to turn on Hitler! He tried to switch sides and abandon Germany as the war was coming to an end, which is kind of like jumping off a sinking ship into a freezing ocean with Leonardo Decaprio.
5.) Jane Fonda - Openly supported Vietnam during the Vietnamese war. We’ve killed bitches for less! And by “We,” I mean America, not the three of us.
4.) Whoever owns the Pittsburgh Pirates - I was too lazy to look up the names, but the Pirates are notorious sell-outs. While there are a ton of things wrong with Major League Baseball - like the New York Yankees and Bud Selig - the Pirates are often under the radar. While the Yankees and a lack of a salary cap are crippling the competitive balance in baseball, the Pirates are at fault, as well. Instead of spending the millions of dollars in luxury tax money that they make ever year, they put it in their pockets and auction off their best players. They have no interest in fielding a good team because they make more money by fielding a cheap, bad one.
3.) Nick Saban - Traitor and Sell-Out. Abandoned LSU for more money in the NFL. Abandoned the Dolphins when he couldn’t handle it for money with Alabama. And the whole time he was one of those guys who publicly denied rumors and then proved them true.
2.) Johnny Damon - Abandoned the A’s and signed a lucrative deal with the Red Sox. Then, after proclaiming “I will never play for the New York Yankees,” he abandons the Red Sox and signs with the Yankees, just for a few more million dollars. What’s even worse is that he was so ashamed of himself for listening to the Yankees’ offer, he couldn’t even bring himself to go to the Red Sox and ask them to match it. As I once read, “Fuck Johnny Damon. We all hate you. I hate you. Boston fans hate you. Your mom hates you.”
1.) Alex Rodriguez - The biggest sell out of all time. He routinely abandoned teams for more millions. He cheated his way to the top by taking steroids. He had a verbal agreement and contract with the Red Sox, which he abandoned when the Yankees called with more money. He couldn’t handle being the star in Seattle or Texas, so he went to the richest team in baseball with a team filled with all stars. Heck, he even abandoned his position - short stop - to make more money with the Yankees.
Honorable Mentions: Lane Kiffin, Joe Caviston, Princess Diana, J.D. Drew, Brett Favre, Chris Bosh, Dennis Rodman, Jason Giambi, Robert Horry, Terrell Owens, Nick Swisher, anyone who did one of those reality dating shows.