And that’s a wrap
Haha, we have anonymous posters now? I guess it serves us right. It seems that at any given time at least 1/3 of TRLM goes on an unwarranted sabbatical. To Cavi’s credit, it is usually me or Crowbar. While I check it often, I sometimes neglect my posting obligations for drinking, working during actual working hours, updating my twitter status (@mikeMaher for all you tweeters out there), and various other things that are not nearly as important as TRLM.
In other news, I look forward to Sam’s response to this anonymous poster about being gay. And I would like to use this forum to encourage Sam to ignore what his girlfriend says and make a trek to love Stroudsburg for New Year’s Eve. I know that Cavi will be going to Harrisburg. I, unfortunately, cannot blame him. For a man in a long distance relationship, trips like that are a necessity.
Until next time, live strong, drink long, and ping pong.
P.S. Roger Goodell is ruining the NFL. Moving the Eagles game to Tuesday night because of snow. For shame.
Anonymous asked: Why is Sam gay?
Vagina Junction, What’s Your Function? (Takin’ in sperm and spittin’ out babies!) — School House Rock
I’d love to be there when Johnson’s pastor takes a shot at grappling with this one at their next prayer breakfast. By the way, to that letter-writer from Tulsa who just teed off on me for blasting Colin Cowherd over his comments on unions — it’s just come to my attention that Cowherd once called Mrs. Doubtfire the funniest movie of all time. So that’s my answer to the question, “What makes you think you’re any more qualified to talk about unions than Colin Cowherd?” Cowherd thinks Mrs. Doubtfire is the funniest movie ever — that makes me more qualified than him to talk about anything at all. I mean anything — physics, dessert recipes, the Carolingian dynasty, lesbian relationships, anything. Okay? Can we stop with the letters on this guy already? — http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/matt-taibbi/blogs/TaibbiData_May2010/238311/83512
I must admit that the History Channel is really stepping up their television game.
AMERICAN PICKERS - These dudes make a living, buying and selling junk! I think we should obviously do this job!
PAWN STARS - I watch this first of all for all the amazing stuff. Secondly, for Chumlee, that dude is amazing!
Cavi, we all know that you don’t watch Glee every week because of rare occurrence that you might see a good looking girl standing in a skimpy outfit next to a high school locker that she has been too old for for seven years (does that really happen, by the way?). You watch Glee because, apart from No Reservations and Sons of Anarchy (okay, and Degrassi), you are addicted to terrible television. I don’t know when Glee airs, but I assume it has a unique time slot where you can’t find any Road Rules (is that still on?), Real World (same question?), or SuperDuperFantasyFunCauseI’mRichFactories (or whatever that show is called), or any other forms of reality television.
I would go into more details about how horrible you are for watching Glee, but I know very little about the actual details about the show, except for the fact that that weird/funny/older chick from the Sturdy Wings program in Role Models is in it.
That is all.
Amazing new site... -
This website, TeeFury.com is amazing. Every day, they come out with a new graphic-tee. We all know I love a good graphic-tee! But the great thing about this? Is they’re always like $5-$10! But, they’re only available for a day or two! So rad.
Check it on out.
This is why I watch Glee every week. Celebrity crush much? Yes.
Cavi, we must, once again, reach out to one of our brothers to make this a true threesome. While I have neglected my posting obligations a bit, I still check the site regularly enough to see your posters of NPH banging a unicorn (that’s what that was, right?). But we seem to have lost Mr. Hudson. The only thing that can bring Sam back into my good graces is a lengthy Bill Simmons-esque rant and/or mailbag response article. I also have half an article written somewhere about my favorite obscure movie moments, but I have to relocate and finish it. With that, I shall leave you to ponder…
What would NPH do?